Episode #1

Rule #23: Never Lie to the Kids

Episode #2

Rule #174: Never Trust Anyone Who Charges by the Hour

Episode #3

Rule #47: Always Take Advantage of "Me" Time

Episode #4

Rule #426: Fantasyland: A Great Place to Visit

Episode #5

Rule #21: Leave Childishness to the Children

Episode #6

Rule #33: When in Doubt, Run Away

Episode #7

Rule #67: Don't Kill the Princess

Episode #8

Rule #17: Ask the Answer Lady

Episode #9

Rule #32: F-you, Rob Frumpkis!

Episode #10

Rule #3: Don't Stand in the Doorway

Episode #11

Rule #46: Keep the Holidays Low Key

Episode #12

Rule #92: Don't Do the Crime If You Can't Do the Time

Episode #13

Rule #101: Know When It's Time to Move On